home wallpapers fan videos icons quotes & sounds screencaps links contact me		Quotes | Buffy the Vampire Slayer: S5/Ep10 (88) "Into the Woods" prev episode next episode Willow: What time is it? Xander: There's a clock behind you, Will. Willow: I know, but there's a watch right above your hand...That can't be right. Oh. Buffy: I can't stand this. What's taking so long? Riley: It doesn't mean anything. Buffy: You think? Riley: I'd worry more if your mom was out of surgery quickly. Might mean that, you know, they couldn't do much. Dr. Krielgel: Okay, your mom's in recovery. Buffy: What happened, is she all right? Dr. Krielgel: It was possible to visualize the tumor completely, which means I was able to get all of it. So, barring complications in recovery...I think your mother's going to be fine. Of course we're still going to have to watch your mother carefully, and, uh, have her back in here for some follow-up testing, but, uh, overall I'd consider the procedure a complete success. Buffy: Oh my goodness, doctor, thank you, thank you so much. Dawn: When I was younger, I used to put my chopsticks in my mouth like this, and then Buffy would chase me around the house yelling, "I'm the Slayer, I'm going to get you!" Anya: That's disturbing. You're emotionally scarred and will end up badly. Dawn: No, it was great. I mean, she didn't actually stake me in the heart, you know. Xander: Buffy's pretty cool like that. So, what do you wanna do now, Dawnster? Keeping in mind that I won't chase you because I'm old and I'm stuffed full of moo goo gai starch. Anya: Well, we could play that game again, Life. That was fun. Dawn: For you. You always win. Anya: Well...we can make a wager this time. You can give me real money. That would be different. Xander: And after we teach her to gamble, maybe we can all get drunk! Anya: I don't think the bar would serve her, but we could bring something in. Strawberry schnapps taste just like real ice cream. Xander: Okay, how's about a movie? They're showing them in theaters now. I hear it's like watching a video with a bunch of strangers and a sticky floor. Dawn: That one looks sad. Xander: The chimp playing hockey? Is that based on the Chekhov? Anya: There's a chimp playing hockey? Dawn: Um, no, the other one. I don't wanna see a sad movie. Anya: We have to see the chimp playing hockey! That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and, and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this. Xander: You pick, Dawn. This is your night. We are celebrating your mom's good news. Anya: Go monkey. Choose monkey. Dawn: It's okay. You guys don't have to make a big deal for me. I'm only sleeping over here so Buffy and Riley can boink. Xander: No, that's not, that's not it at all, they just need time to, uh...be tender. Relax. Anya: He's not very convincing, is he? Dawn: "Alone time" always translates into "get Dawn out of the house so we can have loud obnoxious sex." Anya: Oh, does that mean we can't? Buffy: Can we put this song on repeat? Riley: Whatever you want. Buffy: Can we put the whole night on repeat? Riley: Absolutely. Buffy: Good. Mm, I can't believe how relaxed I feel. It's like all the tension's just left my body. Riley: Oh, really? 'Cause I had that scheduled for a little later on. Buffy: Scheduled? Are you planning on seducing me, Mr. Finn? Riley: Always. Riley: I want tonight to be special for you. Buffy: It's more than special. It's perfect. Riley: Well, I'm glad. You deserve it after everything you've been through. Buffy: Well, it's nothing compared to what my mom had to deal with. Riley: It was a lot. And you were incredible. Buffy: Not really. Just covering for the weepy chicken within. Riley: Don't sell yourself short. You stayed strong throughout, Buffy. You never even cried. Buffy: Oh, I cried. I cried so hard, I didn't think I was gonna be able to stop. Riley: Oh. Buffy: That's all in the past now. Mom's out of the woods, and I'm here with you. That's all that matters. Joyce: I don't know, Buffy. I think I'll look like I have a cat on my head. Buffy: But a very well-groomed cat. Joyce: I think maybe I'll ... stick with a scarf. Buffy: Come on, wigs are fun. We can get you a whole bunch of different ones. You know, you can be, like, Sixties Mom, Action Mom...French Maid Mom... Joyce: I must be getting better, 'cause you're making fun of me. Joyce: You have more important things to make up. I know you've been missing a lot of school. Buffy: I may have to take a few incompletes, but I will make it through the semester. Joyce: Well, what about slaying and your friends? I want you to have your life back. Buffy: Right now I'd rather be here, styling your beautiful new plastic dream hair. Joyce: Fair enough, but you don't have to keep me company all night. Go out, have fun, get, get Riley to take you to a movie or something. Buffy: I gave Riley the day off. Joyce: I don't think he thinks of you as a chore, Buffy. Buffy: I know that. Look, I told him to make plans with his friends because I wanted to have you all to myself, okay? Besides, I can see him any time. And I'm sure he'll come over later looking for a little...bible study. Joyce: Well, good. I mean, just as long as the two of you are spending some quality time with...the lord. Buffy: We are. Absolutely. Ellis: What've we got? Graham: Belize. Last transmission. Infra-red scans say they're- Ellis: Breeding. They're not gonna stay in that village for long. Looks like we got ourselves a hot spot. Tell the men to get ready. Graham: What about Riley? Agent Finn. I'm telling you, sir, if we go in for a sweep and drop, he's definitely a guy we want on the team. Ellis: Well, let's bring him on board. Graham: It, uh, might take a little convincing. Ellis: Why? What's he got here in Sunnydale that's so special? Buffy: Every time you show up like this, you risk all of your parts, you know that? Spike: I wouldn't be here if I didn't have a good reason. As usual, I'm here to help you, and I-are you naked under there? Buffy: Get out. Spike: No, I'm serious. I mean, not about the naked part, I mean... Buffy: Get out or I will drop you out head-first. Spike: I wanna show you something. Buffy: What? Spike: You need to see this. But we need to move if we wanna get there in time. Vamp: What do you think you're doing? Spike: Just having a little look, mate. Keep it down. Vamp: You can't go up there. Spike: I said keep it down. Riley: Buffy! Spike: We only came here because we care about you, friend. You need help. Spike: I thought you should know- Vamp: Was that the slayer? What the hell do you think you're doing bringing the Slayer here? Riley: Back off, man. I didn't know. Vamp: Nobody's gonna risk coming here now! Riley: I said back off! Ellis: I need to talk to you. Riley: I'm not in a talkin' mood. Ellis: Then listen. Graham: Riley, just give the man a chance. You don't like what you hear, we'll be on our way. Riley: Talk fast. Ellis: We have a Code One in Belize. A demon tribe is taking apart missionaries in the rain forest down there. Riley: And you're telling me this because? Ellis: We're going down to terminate their operation. We want you to join us. Riley: I'm a civilian. Ellis: You're a soldier. Riley: I quit the government a long way back. Ellis: We're not government. We're army. Graham: Just like you. Ellis: It's not the Initiative, Finn. We don't do experiments. None of us give a damn what makes monsters tick. We just stop 'em. Riley: What do you need me for? Ellis: I think you can handle yourself. And I always need bodies. I'm not gonna lie to you. It's the real deal. High risk, low pay, and seriously messy. We ship out for Central America tomorrow midnight. Now maybe civilian life is working out for you...and maybe not. Midnight. Tomorrow. The decision's yours. Giles: And so it begins...No longer a victim of crass holiday commercialization, I'm...a purveyor of it. Anya: Oh. Who ordered more chickens' feet? The ones we have aren't moving at all. Xander: That's generally what happens when you cut them off the chicken. Anya: I'm serious. Maybe we could do a...holiday promotion. One free with every purchase! Giles: Oh, yeah. Dear holiday memories. Merry tykes by the fire, enjoying their new Christmas...chicken feet. Willow: Aw, holding them tight as they fall asleep. Painting their little toenails. Anya: That's so very humorous. Make fun of the ex-demon! I can just hear you in private. "I dislike that Anya. She's newly human and strangely literal." Willow: Anya, I don't say that. No one says that. No one talks that way. Anya: There's nothing wrong with my idea anyway. I've been very good for this store. If it wasn't for me, Giles would be a terrified old man staring at a quarterly tax statement and wetting himself. Giles: I say, that's an exaggeration. Willow: Anya, you've helped out a lot, but I have too. Anya: Yes, I forgot about all the vigorous sitting around. Anya: I'm sorry, Willow. Thank you for making time in your busy life to come in here and get in the way of mine. Xander: Anya, play nice. Anya: You know, fine, take her side instead of mine even though I'm the one who sleeps with you and feeds you, bathes you... Willow: She bathes you? Xander: Only in an erotic, Penthouse-y way, not in a sponge-bath-y geriatric sort of... Giles: Please! Stop, I beg of you. Buffy: I need to find out everything I can about a vamp nest downtown. Giles: A nest? What sort of- Buffy: There were people there. It, um, it looked like they were paying vampires to bite them. Xander: Now I know what to get for the person who has everything! Willow: Who would pay to get bitten? Anya: Oh, that's been going on for centuries. Humans hire vampires to feed off them, they, well, you know, they-they get off on the rush. Giles: And the...hazards of the underworld can become addictive to...some people. Xander: Why don't the vampires just kill 'em? Anya: Because they get cash, hot and cold running blood, and...they don't leave any corpses behind so they don't get hunted. Giles: But still, i-it can be terribly dangerous for humans. I mean, people can end up dying accidentally, or, or meeting a, a vampire who only pretends to play by the house rules. Giles: I hadn't seen it since my Ripper days. I had no idea it was going on in Sunnydale. Buffy: Well, it is. And I'm gonna stop it. Giles: Buffy, even if I had known about this, I might not have told you right now. Buffy: What? Why? Giles: Well, I'm not sure this is where your efforts are best spent. Perhaps you should focus on...a less ambiguous evil. Glory, for instance? Buffy: You said people are dying. Giles: They're willing victims. I mean, there are people out there who deserve your help who aren't. Buffy: Vampires are vampires. And my job description is pretty clear. Are you coming with me or not? Xander: What's the rush, Buff? If we're going into a nest, maybe we should come up with a strategy. Wait for Riley. Buffy: Back me up or not. I'm going. Giles: Anya, will you mind the store? Anya: Have a nice day! Don't get killed. Buffy: I don't understand. This place was doing serious business last night. Xander: Well, I guess everybody jumped ship once the word got out that the slayer found their crib. I just want to apologize for the use of the word "crib." Buffy: Do you think they'll set up shop again in town? Giles: It's hard to say. I'm sure they'll lie low for a bit. Buffy: But they're around somewhere. There's gotta be a way to find these creeps. Willow: Don't worry, Buff, you'll find them. Xander: Yeah, I'm sure you'll get them next time, champ. Spike: What took you? Guess it takes a while to get back to full strength after those bites.Hey! Hey, let's be reasonable about this. Riley: You may have noticed, Spike, I left reasonable about three exits back. Spike: Look, I'm not the one who got you into this. Don't kill the messenger. Riley: Why the hell not? Spike: Oh, man. You are really under it, aren't you? Riley: What? Spike: Look at you. All afraid I'm hot for your honey. Riley: Because you are. Spike: Well...yeah. But that's not your problem. Even if I wasn't in the picture, you're never gonna be able to hold onto her. Riley: Maybe I didn't almost kill you enough. Spike: Come on. You're not the long haul guy and you know it. Riley: Shut up. Spike: You know it. Or else you wouldn't be getting suck jobs from two-bit vampire trulls. The girl needs some monster in her man...and that's not in your nature...no matter how low you try to go. Riley: You actually think you've got a shot with her? Spike: No, I don't. Fella's gotta try, though. Gotta do what he can. Riley: If you touched her...you know I'd kill you for real. Spike: I had this chip outta my head, I'da killed you long ago. Ain't love grand? Spike: Sometimes I envy you so much it chokes me. And sometimes I think I got the better deal. To be that close to her and not have her. To be all alone even when you're holding her. Feeling her, feeling her beneath you. Surrounding you. The scent...No, you got the better deal. Riley: I'm the lucky guy. Yeah...I'm the guy. Xander: How long has she been in there? Anya: A while now. Seems pretty gung-ho about it too. Didn't even stop to say hello. Xander: Yeah, when we went to deal with that vampire nest, she got all Rambo and torched the place. Something seriously bad is going on with her. Anya: Oh, I don't know, maybe you're overreacting. I mean, who hasn't done stuff like that from time to time? I mean, I made this one guy spontaneously combust, and he set his whole village on fire. Riley: She in there? Xander: She's training. Riley: Would you guys mind clearing out? I need a minute alone with her. Anya: A little after-hours hanky-panky in the training room, huh? Boy, Xander and I could tell you some stories... Xander: Not now. Let's go, Anya. Anya: There's a funny thing with the vaulting horse that you can tr... Xander: Anya! Anya: What? He started it. Xander: In your world, maybe, but where the people are, this isn't the time for "Tales of Anya and Xander's Sexcapades." Anya: Oh. Uh, well, maybe we can go home and, you know, have 'em. Riley: We need to talk. Buffy: I'm not ready to talk to you yet. Riley: Too bad. Buffy: I'm serious. Unless you wanna fight. Riley: So let's fight. We need to have this out, Buffy. Right now. Buffy: And say what, Riley? "What were you thinking?", "How long have you been lying to me?" Nothing you say right now is gonna make this better. Riley: I realize that. I don't expect...I just need you to hear me out. Buffy: Fine. Get your hand off of me. Riley: I think, when this thing started, it was just some stupid, immature game. I wanted to even the score after you let Dracula bite you. Buffy: I did not let Dracula- Riley: I know. On some level I know that. But I was still spun. I don't know, I-I wanted to know what you felt. I wanted to know why Dracula and Angel have so much power over you. Buffy: You so don't get it. Riley: I wanted to get it, Buffy. I wanted to get you. Buffy: So this is my fault? Hey, gee, Buffy's so mysterious, I think I'll go out and almost die. I think I'll go and let some other w... Riley: This isn't your fault. It's mine. I feel like hell for what I've put you through. It's just, these girls- Buffy: Vampires. Killers. Riley: They made me feel something, Buffy. Something I didn't even know I was missing until- Buffy: I can't. I can't hear this. Riley: You need to hear this. Buffy: Fine. Fine! Tell me about your whores! Tell me what on earth they were giving you that I can't. Riley: They needed me. Buffy: They needed your money. It wasn't about you. Riley: No. On some basic level it was about me. My blood, my body. When they bit me...it was beyond passion. They wanted to devour me, all of me. Riley: It wasn't real. I know, it was just physical. But the fact that I craved it...that, that I kept going back...even if it was fleeting, they made me feel like they had such...hunger for me. Buffy: And I don't...make you feel that way? How on earth can you compare me to that? How can you tell me you understand what those vampires are feeling? You aren't a passion to them, you are a snack! A willing, idiotic snack. Riley: No, I know exactly what they feel when they bite me, because I feel it every time we're together. It's like the whole world falls away. And all there is is you. Buffy: And you think that I don't feel the same way about you? How dare you tell me what I feel? Riley: You keep me at a distance, Buffy. You didn't even call me when your mom went into the hospital. Buffy: Oh, I'm sorry. You know, um, I'm sorry that I couldn't take care of you when I thought that my mother was dying. Riley: It's about me taking care of you! It's about letting me in. So you don't have to be on top of everything all the time. Buffy: But I do. That's part of what being a slayer is. And that's what this is really about, isn't it? You can't handle the fact that I'm stronger than you. Riley: It's hard sometimes, yeah. But that's not it. Buffy: Then what? What else do you want from me, Riley? I've given you everything that I have, I've given you my heart, my body and soul! Riley: You say that, but I don't feel it. I just don't feel it. Buffy: Well, whose fault its that? Because I'm telling you, this is it, this is me. This is the package. And if it's so deficient that you need to get your kicks elsewhere, then we really have a problem. Riley: They want me back, Buffy...the military. It's deep undercover, no contact with civilians. Transport's leaving tonight. Buffy: Tonight? When were you gonna tell me about this? Riley: I'm telling you now. Buffy: Are you going? Riley: I don't know. If we can't work this out... Buffy: Then what? This is goodbye? You are unbelievable. You're giving me an ultimatum? Riley: No, I'm not. Buffy: Yes you are! You expect me to get over it now or you're gone! Riley: I don't, Buffy, that's not what I meant. Buffy: Well, I have heard enough. I will not take the blame for this. Riley: I'm not asking you to. Buffy: Let go of me! Riley: Or what? You'll hit me? Go ahead. Come on, do it. Buffy: Get out of my way. Riley: I'm serious, Buffy, hit me. Hit me. I'm leaving, Buffy. Unless you give me a reason to stay...I'm leaving tonight. Vamp: The pyro act was a bad idea, slayer. Buffy: Felt pretty good to me. Vamp: I'm not running. And you're not shutting me down. In fact...you're not gonna make it through the night. Blackout. Xander: So, how'd that work out for ya? Make you feel better? Buffy: What are you doing here? Xander: I thought you might need to talk. Then I saw the skirmish happen. I was gonna lend a hand, but I noticed you grew a few extra ones. Buffy: Go home, Xander. Xander: You're acting like a crazy person. Take this, for instance. You don't wanna deal, so you hide? It's not very Slayer-like. Buffy: Just leave me alone, Xander. You have no idea what's going on. Xander: No? Good, so you and Riley aren't imploding? It doesn't take a genius. What I can't figure out is how you never saw it coming. Buffy: What? Who told you? Xander: Nobody told me anything, Buffy. It was right in front of my Xander face. The guy would do anything for you. Buffy: The guy got himself bit by a vampire! He lied to me. He ran around behind my back and almost got himself killed! And now he tells me that he's leaving with some covert military operation at midnight unless I convince him not to. Now tell me that you understand. Because I sure as hell don't. Xander: You gonna let him go? Buffy: It's not my decision to make. Xander: Of course it is. Buffy: Well, it's not fair. Xander: Who cares if it's fair? In about twenty minutes, Riley's gonna disappear, maybe forever, unless you do something to stop him. Buffy: What am I supposed to do? Beg him to stay? Xander: Why wouldn't you? To keep Riley here- Buffy: I don't even know who he is any more. I mean, I thought he was...dependable. Xander: Dependable? What is he, State Farm? Xander: Yeah. I think you mean convenient. I think you took it for granted that he was gonna show up when you wanted him to, and take off when you didn't. Buffy: Look who's talking. Look who has Anya following him around like a lovesick puppy. Xander: Oh boy, is this not about me. Buffy: Is she more than a convenience? 'Cause that would kinda be a surprise. Xander: If you don't wanna hear what I have to say, I'll shut up right now. Buffy: Good, 'cause I don't. Xander: I lied. See, what I think, you got burned with Angel, then Riley shows up. Buffy: I know the story, Xander. Xander: But you miss the point. You shut down, Buffy. And you've been treating Riley like the rebound guy. When he's the one that comes along once in a lifetime. He's never held back with you. He's risked everything. And you're about to let him fly because you don't like ultimatums? If he's not the guy, if what he needs from you just isn't there, let him go. Break his heart, and make it a clean break. But if you really think you can love this guy...I'm talking scary, messy, no-emotions barred need...if you're ready for that... then think about what you're about to lose. Buffy: Xander... Xander: Run. Xander: I've gotta say something...'Cause...I don't think I've made it clear. I'm in love with you. Powerfully, painfully in love. The things you do...the way you think...the way you move...I get excited every time I'm about to see you. You make me feel like I've never felt before in my life. Like a man. 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