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Oz: Hey, you guys ready to load up and go?
Willow: Almost. Buffy's looking at Parker. Who, it turns out has a reflection, so big plus there. Buffy's having lusty wrong feelings. |
Harmony: Willow, hi.
Willow: Harmony, hey. I haven't seen you since -
Harmony: Since graduation. Big snake huh?
Willow: Yeah. So, how was your summer vacation?
Harmony: Well I was gonna go to France. But I didn't. I was dying to see the stores.
Willow: Oh, and museums.
Harmony: Museums?
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| Harmony: Okay, fine. Hide behind your boyfriend. But guess what? I have a boyfriend too. And he's gonna be mad that you were mean to me.
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Xander: I'm not enjoying this.
Giles: Well shelve them correctly and we can finish.
Xander: I don't get your crazy system.
Giles: System? It's called the alphabet.
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Xander: Anya? Last time I saw you fleeing in terror. So how'd that work out for you?
Anya: I need to talk to Xander. Go away. |
| Xander: And there's the whole 'you used to be a man-killing demon' thing. Which, to be fair, is as much my issue as it is yours. |
Anya: I can't stop thinking about you. Sometimes in my dreams, you're all naked.
Xander: Really? You know if I'm in the checkout line at the Wal-Mart I've had that same one.
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| Buffy: Harmony's a vampire? She must be dying without a reflection. |
Willow: She just made me so mad. 'My boyfriends gonna beat you up.'
Buffy: 'My boyfriend?'
Willow : Well, I mean, if you believe her. She always lied about stuff like that. 'Oh, he goes to another school. You wouldn't know him.'
Oz: Well, Devon dated her for a while, but she was too flaky for him. Which, stop and marvel at the concept.
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Harmony: How's my little Blondie Bear?
Spike: Harm, does this look like a good time to talk?
Harmony: Are you gonna kill Willow today? Cause I want you to say, 'This is for messing with my sweet girl.' And then, you know.
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Harmony: This one tastes funny. Take me out to eat.
Spike: He's perfectly fresh.
Harmony: I think I had a math class with him last year and I didn't like him that much then either.
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| Willow: No, I just meet you at your place. Yeah, Buffy said she was coming but I haven’t seen her. We have to make sure she has fun. We have to force fun upon her. And if Parker shows up we just - ax-murder him. That’s Halloweeny! Okay, I’ll see you in a little bit.
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Xander: Hey, Red. What you got in the basket, little girl?
Buffy: Weapons.
Xander: Oh. |
Buffy: What's the matter Spike? Dru dump you again?
Spike: Maybe I dumped her.
Harmony: She left him for a fungus demon. That's all he talks about most days.
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Harmony: Is Antonio Banderas a vampire?
Spike: No.
Harmony: Can I make him a vampire?
Spike: No. Wait, on second thought, yes. Go do that. Take your time. Do Melanie and the kids as well.
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Anya: I like you. You're funny, and you're nicely shaped. And frankly, it's ludicrous to have these interlocking bodies and not...interlock. Please remove your clothing now.
Xander: And the amazing thing? Still more romantic than Faith.
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Parker: Now, we have some time to make up for. Think I could get a dance with the prettiest girl at the party?
Buffy: What will I to do? Stand over here and watch?
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Buffy: Oh, um, one more thing before I go.
Parker: A kiss.
Buffy: Well I was going to go with pants, but a kiss is good too. |
Spike: Harm, what are you doing?
Harmony: I'm writing Spike loves Harmony on your back.
Spike: Why?
Harmony: I don't know, it's fun. I'm bored. You can write on me
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Harmony: You love that tunnel more than me.
Spike: I love syphilis more than you. |
Giles: Um, good morning.
Buffy: Giles! I didn't know you were here.
Giles: Oh, really?
Buffy: I was...studying. At the library. All Saturday night. Uh, you know what? I'm an adult and it's none of your business where I was.
Giles: I'm sincerely relieved to hear it. Now can we discuss the impending disaster?
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| Spike: Listen to me, you stupid bint. This gem is everything. I came back to Sunnydale for it. A place which has witnessed some truly spectacular kickings of my ass. Now, when I have the gem, they all die, don't worry. But until then, stay inside. And by the way, I would be insanely happy if from this point on I heard bugger all, about sodding France.
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| Xander: Whoa, Giles has a TV. Everybody, Giles has a TV. He's shallow like us. |
| Spike: Isn't it a fantastic day? Birds singing, squirrels making lots of rotten little squirrels. Sun beaming down in a nice, non-fatal way. It's very exciting. I can't wait to see if I freckle.
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| Spike: The Gem of Amara. Official sponsor, of my killing you. |
Giles: Harmony, where's Spike? Does he have the Gem?
Harmony: He staked me and then he took it. He tried to take it right off my finger. Like I wouldn't have just given it to him. I would have given him anything he wanted. He was my platinum baby and I loved him.
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| Buffy: So what I'm wondering is, does this always happen? Sleep with a guy and he goes all evil? God, I'm such a fool. |
Buffy: Parker said it's okay to make mistakes. It was sweet.
Willow: No, it wasn't. He was saying that so you would take a chance and sleep with him. He's a poop head.
Buffy: You're right. He's manipulative and shallow. And why doesn't he want me? Am I repulsive? If there was something repulsive about me you'd tell me, right?
Willow: I'm your friend. I would call you repulsive in a second.
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Buffy: Maybe Parker and I could still work it out. Do you think that we could still work it out?
Willow: I think you're missing something about the whole poop head principal.
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